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Re: Dark Chao Role-Playing Game 2 « Result #2 Today at 2:34am »
Shadow Bonic looked at that poor soldier almost seem to fall to his death from the cracking ground. "Don't worry man! I got you!" Shadow Bonic jumped over to the soldier, and picked both him and the game up, and then he jumped back onto safe ground. "I think we're safe for now" He said in a sigh of releif.
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Re: Dark Chao Role-Playing Game 2 « Result #3 Today at 1:48am »
I...will join.
Two years ago, Dark-Hawk Retired From being General of the Dark Army. He opened up a tea shop in the nuetral garden selling his famed Blood Tea. Only recently has he returned to the forces. "In my older years, I now see how pointless these missions are to the good of the kind." DH grumbled, "It especially is hard to help the selfish heathen after the fight two-years ago." DH strolled into the Dark Garden searching for Shade.
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Re: Dark Chao Adventures « Result #8 Yesterday at 8:51pm »
So, as I continue being the only one to have any posts on this page... and as I marvel at the epicness of Rush, I finally decided to just screw it, and finish the next episode.
However, I cut the eppy short. I'm still deciding where to go with everything, and things will either continue as planned, or take an unexpected turn for the worse/better. I dunno. This eppy's shorter than the first. Whatever. Enjoy... "Part Two of Fear."
Oh, and by the way... Merry Krissimassu.
LAST TIME ON DCA: Shadow: The series revolves around me now. Not Shade. I'm going on a Green Journey to collect seven green chaos drives. Shade: And I'm helping! Shadow: I NEED to do this, otherwise the Veteran's Commitee-- Shade: --the new bad guys-- Shadow: --will end DCA. And who wants that? Shade: Other than the bad guys, of course. Shadow: No, not even THEY want to. They just... think they have to, in order to continue evolution. Shade: Good cause, bad execution. Shadow: Anyway, the first chaos drive is in Future Europe, which turns out to be Half-Life 2. Shade: Awesome game. One of the best games of all time. Shadow: The bad guys want me to kill Eggman, who is the ruler of the world in the future. Shade: He's playing the role of Doctor Breen. Shadow: Dark and Red joined us as we were escaping the city, 'cause.. the cops hate us now. Shade: We're currently on the underground railroad. Technically, we're on a canal... in a boat. Shadow: And according to this woman, we're gonna have to go across a CHANNEL. Just to reach Cham's lab. Shade: Which is where we're going! Enjoy!
DARK CHAO ADVENTURES Season 7: THE END (AKA Season 6 part 2) Episode Sixty: Still Waiting for Half-Time part two: of Fear
[cut to a static shot of a creek; "Still Waiting for Half-Time" appears at the top of the screen] [at the left side of the screen: New Game, Load Game, Options, Quit] [a mouse cursor clicks "Load Game," then "Save Game 01"] Chapter 4: Wet Hazard (part 2) [we resume our story outside a large facility... I mean, REALLY large, with towers and barbed wire and searchlights] [Shadow has parked the boat behind a big rock] Shadow: Okay, Dark... you sure you want to do this? Dark: You kidding? I've been DYING to be Solid Dark! Shade: Keep quiet! First rule of espionage, Dark-- be stealthy! Dark: Oh! Sorry. Shadow: Are you sure you don't want us to come in with you? Red: I think it's best just he goes in. Think about it-- THREE freaks in sneaking suits in there? Shadow: Good point. Shade: Okay, Dark-o... make us proud. Dark: Don't I get a codec, or anything like that? Red: Sorry, Dark, but no. We've got walkie-talkies, though! [so, Dark swims towards the base, and comes out in a small dock] Dark: Hm. This is gonna be fun! Oop! Quiet. [he enters a door, and sneaks through some dark corridors] [cut to the airboat] Shadow: *sigh* You guys think he'll come back? Red: Who, Dark? Of course not. Shade: Yeah, he's gonna die in a few seconds. 3, 2, 1-- [BOOOOOOOOOM] Shade: Called it. [pause] [the walkie-talkie turns on] Dark (on radio): Guys... guys... help... I.. I've found the button, but... but... Shadow: But what, Dark? Dark: But... they caught me. Help.. Shadow: Shade, you wanna do this? Shade: No. I want US to do this. Red: I'll just leave you two... kids alone, then. Shade: Yeah, as soon as those words came out of my mouth, I knew.. they were not right. Shadow: ...let's just go. Shade: Yeah, I'm comin'. [so, Solid Shade and Shadow Raid swim to the base, and go through many rooms filled with dead cops] Shadow: Whoa. Seems like Dark actually put up a fight. Shade: Of course. I trained him. [they head up some stairs, and find themselves in a large construction yard, filled with crates] Shade: It's quiet here... TOO quiet. [a helicopter hovers upwards, facing them] [they see it] Shadow: ...wonderful. [the helicopter charges something up] Shadow: Shade? What do we do now? Shade: ...run. [they dash through multiple crates as the helicopter fires rapid machine-gun fire at them] [they manage to make it into a large warehouse] Shade: I think we're safe now. Dark: Guys? [in the center of the room is Dark, tied to a pole] Dark: This isn't very comfortable. Shade: Hang on, buddy; we'll get you out of there. [suddenly, tons of cops swarm into the room, and release some manhacks at them] Shade: Pfft, MANHACKS? That's the best you can do? [Shade takes care of them quickly] [Shadow shoots the cops; they die] [they unties Dark] Shadow: Dark, you really shouldn't have gone in here alone. This place is a madhouse! Dark: I know.. but... but, I found the button! It's through here! C'mon! [Dark leads them through a doorway; the helicopter hovers outside the windows, and charges up its guns] Shadow: ..run? Shade: As fast as you can. [they dash to a door, but find a pile of boxes blocking it] [the helicopter is almost done charging] Dark: Break it open, Shade! Shade: I'm trying! *SMASH* [the helicopter shoots at them, and breaks the windows] [they dash through the door, and down some stairs] [unfortunately, they wind up back in the construction yard] Shade: Keep running! Dark: The button's this way, in that guard tower! [they hurry to the tower, and climb the ladder] [at the top is a bunch of cops] Dark: ohai [Dark tosses a grenade in the room, then the chao duck] [BOOM] Shadow: Okay, now where's that button of yours? Dark: *points at button* Right... [chaarrrrrrrgge......] [the chao slowly turn to look out the windows; the helicopter is right there] Dark: ....*presses button* ..there. RUN! [they hurry down the ladder, and dash down a little balcony overlooking the water] Shade: (shouting into radio) RED, START THE AIRBOAT! START THE AIRBOAT! [the chao leap over the railing in slow-motion as the helicopter fires at them] [Red comes by with the airboat just in time for the chao to land in it] [..except Dark, who hits the front of the boat, and falls into the water] Dark: Oof! [Shade then pulls him up] Dark: Thank you. Red: Shadow, you want the wheel? Shadow: Yes, please. [Shadow drives the boat through the now-open gate, and into the canals again] Red: Uh... Shadow? Shadow: Yeah? Red: You might wanna drive faster. [the helicopter flies above them, and drops some mines] Shadow: I.. don't know HOW to drive faster. [the mines land in the water in front of them] Red: Then at least STEER! [BOOM!] [the boat flies into the air a bit] Shadow: Nyaaah... this is gonna be fun. Hold on to yer hats, folks! [Shadow carefully maneuvers the boat through a U-turn... and into a wall] Shadow: Ow. Okay, NOW hold on to yer hats! [he drives it into a small little sewer/tunnel thing] Shadow: Hm. I wonder where this tunnel leads. Red: Probably out into more suburb. I mean, we're not that far from the city, y'know. Dark: My head hurts. Shadow: That's probably because you hit it on the front of the boat, Dark. Dark: Yeah, thanks to Red's piloting skills. Red: Hey, I wasn't trained to drive this thing! Shadow: Neither was I, yet I'm sufficing. [the tunnel ends at a clearing; the time is now around... 6 PM; the sky is turning orange] Shadow: Getting kinda late, isn't it? I wish we could find some sort of outpost to rest at... Shade: We will. Not for another hour, mind you, but we will. Red: Just be glad that the helicopter is nowhere in sight. [the helicopter hovers in front of them] Red: ...oh....... good luck, dude. [the helicopter turns around, and starts flying in the same direction as them] Shadow: ? [it then starts dropping mines in strategically painful locations] [at the same time, the boat's radio turns on] Radio: You're listening to 200.1 FM, Chao Chat. "All A-Life, all YOUR life." Shadow: Okay, WHO turned the radio on? Radio: Now, we have for you, some good old-fashioned heavy rock. Perfect for chase scenes! Enjoy! [some heavy rock starts playing] Dark: Ooh, keep it on, I love this song! [BOOM!] [the boat swerves around to avoid mines] [eventually, they go under some cover, and make a big jump into another sewer pipe] Radio: ...oh, technical difficulties; we have to cut this song short. Thanks for listening. [the radio turns off] Shadow: That was strangely easy to avoid. [they come out in another canal-- an industrial one] [there are some silos and pipes above them] Red: Hmm.. I recognize those structures up there. We're in Pipeline 7982-B. Shadow: Where's that? Red: Actually, we're... at least 40 miles from the city by now. [the helicopter keeps following them, and even starts shooting at them again] [AND the canals here have many junctions] Shadow: Crap. [AAAND cops come by and shoot at them, too] [AAAAAAND the helicopter drops plenty of mines] Shadow: AARGH, is Valve TRYING to kill us? Dark: I asked the same question in Half-Life 1. Red: Yeah, we had to ride a full-speed train into a.. train-stopper thing. Dark: And then we were flung out of the train, and into a pile of toxic waste. Red: While aliens attacked us. Shadow: ...wow. Shade: Forget about Black Mesa; just DRIVE! [Shadow drives through the canals, and up many make-shift ramps] [..suddenly, a truck stops nearby, and begins firing homing rockets at them] [..as the mines are being dropped] Shadow: Craaap! [BOOM] [BOOM] [BOOOOM] [all the rockets hit the helicopter; it spirals down to the ground] [they drive into another sewage pipe] Shadow: *sigh* At least the helicopter's down. Red: Yes, but for how long? Shadow: What do you mean? Red: When it hit the ground, did you hear an explosion? I didn't. Shadow: You're saying they're gonna repair it, aren't you? Red: Undoubtedly. [they find a random blockade/gate] Tail: Ahoy there! [Tail, the baby Hero chao, as well as his Future counterpart, have set up a little fort] TailF: Oh, well, lookee what we have here. Shade, Dark, Red, and... uh...... Shadow: I'm Shadow. TailF: Ah, of course. You seemed familiar. Kid, let 'em in. [Tail lets them into the fort] Tail: It's good to see you four again. TailF: Okay, enough small talk. Kid, go upgrade their boat. It's lookin' a little.. malnourished. Tail: Aye-aye, captain! [Future Tail leads the four into an office; a large map is on the wall] TailF: I take it you children are headed to Cham's place, right? Shade: Right. TailF: Then lemme show ya what you're up against. See, we're riiiiiiight here, at the top of this map... [he moves his hand down the map] TailF: You wanna go down this river. It goes directly to the Channel. Shadow: But wait, what's all this stuff over here, next to the river? TailF: Oh, that? That's Port 18. Steer clear of there. Shadow: Got it. Thanks for the help. TailF: Hold it, that ain't all the help you're gettin' from us. [he leads them back to their boat; regular Tail is tinkering with it] TailF: Kid! [Tail bonks his head, then turns around] Tail: Ohai. TailF: You about done? Tail: Just about. TailF: Good. What Shorty, here, has done to your boat is, he's installed a gun into it. Thefour: YES! TailF: The cool thing is: the gun came from the same kinda chopper that's gunnin' you down. Dark: I love bringing iron into a firefight. Red: I believe you mean, "irony." Dark: Ew, irony-flavor. Tastes bad. TailF: Anyway, we'll let you through now. Nice chattin' with ya. Tail: Bye! [they let them through] [Shadow drives the boat out of the sewage pipe, and is instantly greeted by the chopper] Shadow: Shade. Gun. Now. Shade: Woohoo! [Shade grabs the chopper-gun thing, and shoots at the helicopter; an explosion is heard; the chopper flies away] Shade: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LET YOUR HEART WIN! All: WHOA-OH, OHHHHH, OH! [they go through a jump, and see the river ahead blocked off, leaving the only route left being...] Red: Port 18... Shadow: I think we can take it. Red: *gulp* I hope your thinking is right. [they drive through some awesome jumps; Shade shows off his kickass shooting skills] [then, they enter Port 18; cops surround them] Dark: Shadow! Put the pedal to the metal to the other pedal! [vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr] ["ROAAAAGH"] ["MY LEG!"] [they drive through plenty of narrow corridors, explosive barrels, rockets, jumps, and U-turns] [...and cops] [eventually, they reach a dead-end] Shadow: Crap. Shade: Hold on a sec. [Shade shoots at some explosive barrels; they... explode , revealing an exit] Shadow: Smart thinking. [they drive out] [this time, they find themselves in a much more open space; barren rocks and shallow water surround them] [a crashed ship is to their right; a dam is forward] Red: Well, isn't THIS eerie? Shadow: I'm getting something... normally, in video games, open space = boss battle, right? Shade: *chuckle* Yep. It equals that moreso in Valve games, which are filled with narrow corridors. Shadow: Hm. I feel scared. Shade: Don't. Move on. [forward, they go] [the helicopter flies down to them] Shadow: .....Shade. Switch. Shade: Huh? Shadow: You drive. I'll shoot. Shade: Oh, you want revenge on this F.O.B, huh? Shadow: Hell yeah. [they switch seats; the helicopter charges at them; Shade does the same] [Shadow fires away] [the two vehicles pass each other, turn around, and do it again] [this time, the chopper's flight messes up] Shadow: That's right, buddy... flinch... [BEEP........ BEEP! BEEP! BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP] Dark: What's it doing?! [it slowly moves forward, toward them, while deploying every single mine it has] [the skies are filled with mines, dropping towards the ground] Shadow: Don't move, Shade. Shade: You sure? Shadow: Yeah. This'll only take a second... [GUNSHOT] [BOOM] [SPIRAL] [CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!] All: YAY! Shade: Fancy shootin' there. Shadow: Thanks. Red: Guys? Shade: *sigh* What NOW, Red? [Red points to the area in front of them, covered in mines] Shade+Shadow: Aw, shi-- [KA-BLAMMO] [the boat flies in the air, and miraculously lands out in the Channel] Shade: *hack* Whoa... that was fun. Dark: Let's do that again... [a mine drops by them] Dark: CRAP! I wasn't being serious! AH! [Shade drives them away] [they slowly and uneventfully drive across the Channel] Red: Anybody else getting a major "Top Gear" vibe from this? Dark: Yo. Shade: Seconded. Shadow: A-yup. Red: *sigggh* [they spend a while just doin' some sailing] Shade: Dark, Red? Dark+Red: Yeah? Shade: How have the Gardens been during those two years Shadow and I were gone? Red: Good. Dark: Terrible. [Dark and Red stutter] Dark: I mean, good. Red: Eh, horrible. [they stutter again] Shade: I get it; you needed us. Dark: Not exactly! ...just you. Shadow: Pfft, that's kind of you. Shade: So, uh.. any specific details? Like.. did the Gardens, like, totally fall apart, or what? Red: You could say that. Dark: Chao took over the Dark Garden. Shade: lolwut Shadow: You mean... he... converted it? Dark: No. I mean, he.. took over. Shade: He took over, as in, changed Darks into Heroes? Dark: No! He took over! Red: What Darko's TRYING to say is-- ohey, we're here. [they reach a big dam] Shadow: Great. How are we supposed to get through THAT? [Red spies a ladder on the dam] Red: We're not. We gotta ditch the boat. Dark: *gasp* DITCH this poor boat? But I luvs it! Shade: There'll be toast. Dark: Then what are we waiting for? Let's ditch that sucker. [they climb the ladder, and find, at the top, a small building] Chapter 5: Cham Labs East [they enter it; the door behind them slams shut; the lights go off] ?: We've got something. [steam hisses into the room] ?: ..okay, they're chao..... hmm.. you'll have to forgive the scanning process; we can't take any chances. [a red laser scans them] ?: Shadow? Shadow the Dark chao? Well, Cham will be surprised, not to mention relieved, to hear about your sudden arrival! [they are let through; the future Purflee (female) formally greets them] PFF: I'm Purflee, Doctor Purflee the First. I've been hearing about your work since long before the Big Shell incident. Shadow: Ah, you've heard of that? PFF: Of course. We here at Cham Labs East are kept up-to-date on all revolutionary events, including things as confidential as that. Shadow: That's good to hear. [Purflee begins leading them through the facility] Shadow: So, uh.. I'm looking for a Green Chaos Drive. You guys know where I can find one? PFF: A GREEN Chaos Drive, you say? Hm, no, I don't believe I do. Perhaps Cham can help you. Red: Say, what have you guys been working on down here? PFF: A new kind of teleport. You see, the one the robots use is a yaddayaddayaddasciencemumbojumbo-type teleport. Dark: *GASP* NO WAY! That is SOOOO primitive. I take it you guys are using the YaddayaddayadaaCAPITAL-type teleport? PFF: We're working on it. Still a few kinks to work out. Heh, Shadow can testify to that, can't ya? Shadow: It's not funny. I nearly got eaten by a freaking Icky. Dark: I like the White Stripes. PFF: ...yes, well, uh.. lookitthat, we're there! [they reach a laboratory deep underground; the future Cham is talking with a Dalek] ChamF: That's good. You keep right on it. [the Dalek turns and moves out the door] PFF: Cham! Look who I found in the airlock. ChamF: Heh, Shadow the Dark chao... and Shade, Dark, n' Red? Lemme get a good look at you, man. [Cham shakes hands with the four] ChamF: Let me see, the last time I saw you, I sent you to get me some coffee. Never thought it'd take you this long. Shadow: Ha, well... I was recruited for the whole... Big Shell incident. ChamF: Of course, and what an incident THAT was, hm? Anyway, welcome to our labs. Shade: They're no Black Mesa, are they? ChamF: No, but they're enough to suffice during this time. Shade: Meh. I guess. PFF: Cham, I have some work to do, so.. I'll go do that. By the way, Shadow? It's been a real honor meeting you. Shadow: Uh... thanks? [Purflee goes to work on some stuff] ChamF: Shadow, I presume you're here to ask if I know where to get a green Chaos Drive, correct? Shadow: Yeah. Where can we find one? ChamF: I'm afraid that green Chaos Drives are hard to obtain these days. They can only be found on the Chao World. ShadeRed+Dark: DAMMIT. Shadow: That's certainly not good to hear. ChamF: But, I've been doing some research on them, and have found something curious. Shadow: Mmhmm? ChamF: They're no longer on Chao World. Red: So... where ARE they? ChamF: I'm still trying to figure that out. ShadeF: Yo, Doc, Shadow here yet? [the future Shade enters the room] ShadeF: There you are! The Daleks said you were here. I can't believe you guys made it here so quickly on foot. ChamF: I believe he broke YOUR record, Shade. Shade: Hey! That's not really possible, since... I mean, he IS me. And I was part of this group. ShadeF: Oh, buddy, there's a lot of stuff I have got to tell you. [Purflee comes back out] PFF: Shade? I thought you were on watch. ShadeF: The Daleks relieved me so I could come help the green dude. PFF: Hmph. Fine. ChamF: Shade, why don't you go ahead and teach Shadow how to use the gravity gun? ShadeF: Good idea. C'mon, you four; let's go have some fun. PFF: The zero-point energy-field manipulator is NOT a toy, Shade. ShadeF: ...let's go. [they leave the room, and head down some corridors] ShadeF: I see you've met Purflee the Wet Towel. All: A-yup. [they pass a dark hallway; a single light is on at the other end, showing a ladder] Shadow: What's down there? ShadeF: That's the path to Ravenholm. It's an old mining town. We don't go there anymore. [the Twilight Zone theme starts playing] Shadow: ....spooky. ShadeF: C'mon, let's keep going. [they reach a large junkyard] ShadeF: Now, where'd we put that old piece of junk? Ah, here it is. [future Shade grabs a large gun...thing, and hands it to Shadow] Shadow: ...what the heck IS it? ShadeF: THIS.. is the Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator. We call it the Gravity Gun. Shadow: Cool. ..what's it do? ShadeF: I'll show you. [he moves over to an old junk pile, picks up a crate, and tosses it at Shadow] [BONK] Shadow: OW! What'dja do THAT for? ShadeF: *sigh* Try using the GUN, buddy. [he throws another; Shadow does something or other on the gun; the crate stops, and floats in front of him] Shadow: Whoa. What the smack? Dark: *gasp* THE GRAVITY GUN! IT WORKS! YAY! ShadeF: Of COURSE it works. Cham built it. [some scanner robot things fly into the junkyard] ShadeF: oshi-- [they take pictures of the chao] ShadeF: They found us! Quick, back to the lab! [they run in] [BOOM] [the hall caves in, seperating the four present chao from future Shade] ShadeF: Crap. CRAP... uh... um... guys, listen, as much as I hate to say this, we're gonna have to split up for now. Shadow: Aw, crap. ShadeF: Now, listen closely: you guys have to head for the coast. The only way to get there is through Ravenholm. Shadow: But... but I thought we don't go there! ShadeF: Looks like you're gonna have to. I gotta go... Cham may be in trouble. Good luck! I'll meet up with you at the coast. [future Shade leaves] Red: Well? We gonna do that, or not? Shadow: I... I don't know if I want to. Shade: C'mon, Shadow; Ravenholm's EASY. Shadow: But, what if the Veteran's Committee change everything? Shade: Then.. it'll be fun, probably. Let's just go! [Shade, Dark, and Red run off; Shadow sighs, and follows them] [they reach a big ladder] Shadow: Really, guys, I don't know about this... Shade: What's the worst that could happen? [a dead headcrab falls down] Shade: ...besides that. [they climb the ladder] Chapter 6: "Dead Ravenhell," Tagline: We Don't Go There Anymore... Without Weapons. [at the top of the ladder, they find themselves in a small town at the middle of the night] [crows are cawing] [Shade, Dark, and Red look at each other with fear, wishing they had never gone up] [Shadow creeps forward, until he sees a tree with someone's legs attached to it] [the four slowly avoid it, and enter a house] [in the house, a zombie (now with headcrab attachment) comes at them] [buddabuddabudda; Red takes good care of the zombie] [they move forward, taking care of many zombies] [they exit into the town, and hear three high-pitched notes played on a piano] Shade: *gasp* Guys. Look around. Look now. Stick together. Red: What is it, Shade? [grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaarrr...] Shade: No.. no, this isn't possible... this.. this is the wrong game! No! [the same three notes are played on a viola] Shadow: Shade.... what do we do? Shade: Aaa, nooo, noo, no, no... guys, I'm scared. I'm scared now. Who's it gonna hit? Who? [snarrrrrrrl... grrrrrowlllllll...] Dark: .......I recognize that sound. [SCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!] [a hooded figure pounces at Dark, and pins him down; Dark is then clawed at] Dark: OW! OW! AAH! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF! Red: Um! Uh! Uhhhh.... oh, right! [Red shoots it; it dies, and Dark gets up] Dark: Owwww... Shade.. please tell me that wasn't what I think it was. Shade: I'm afraid it was, buddy. Shadow: What was it? What's going on? Shade: Shadow, you'd better master your new gun. We're gonna need it. Shadow: Um... okay. I'll work on it. Shade: Red... work on your reflexes. If I'm right, we're gonna encounter quite a number of those things. Red: Right. Sorry. Shade: Dark? Dark: Y..yeah? Shade: You need a weapon. Badly. Dark: I want a pulse rifle, but we're not getting those until later. Shade: ....how about a shotgun? Dark: That's fine. I'd.. I'd like one of those. Shade: ..we've got to keep moving. ARGH, we can't stand around for too long, or he'll send something worse... [Shade begins moving forward] Shade: C'mon, guys. [they move on through the town] [eventually, they hear a lot of shrieks in the distance] Shade: Aw, jeez... [dramatic music plays] Shade: Pick up the pace, guys! Stick together, but run! Shadow: Why? What's happen--what the fu-- [a huge horde of figures are seen running towards them from all directions] Dark: INCOMING ZOMBIES! Shade: OPEN FIRE! [budda budda budda] [budda budda budda] [suddenly, Red is grabbed by a long tongue, and dragged away] Red: ACK! AH! URP.. HEL..P ME! [Shadow is the only one who sees this; Shade and Dark are too busy fighting off hordes of zombies] Shadow: Um... uh... oh, crap... uh.. hang on, Red! Red: Urp.. not.. much else I CAN.. do... ugh... [Shadow proceeds to gravity gun a rock (yup, "gravity gun" is a verb now), and toss it at the tongue] [nothing happens] Red: The.. Smoker! Shoot.. the... Smoker! Shadow: What the heck's a Smoker? [he sees a tall zombie, to whom the tongue belongs, coughing and excreting smoke] Shadow: ...oh. [he gravity guns another rock, and hits the smoker square in the head; Red is set free] Red: Ow. Thank you. [they meet up with Shade and Dark, who have just finished finishing off the zombies] Shade: *pant* I... I friggin' hate the Veteran's Committee now. Red: *deep breath* Are you sure it's.. them? Who's doing this? Shade: Hey, who else CAN it be? Dark: The MILKMAN. Shade: Yeah, but he's my dad. And he's... actually, he's.... o snap. Shadow: Your dad.. Shawn, right? Isn't he.. dead? Shade: He died during the Libfairy incident. Dark: But wait... we've been to the Future before, Shade! Your dad's been here! Shade: *sigh* Boys, I believe we are now messing with the time line. Or, rather, DJay is. Or the Veteran's Committee. [Shade realizes something, and snaps his fingers] Shade: Of course! The Veteran's Committee wants to end this script, so they're tearing it apart! Even the very logic used to hold it together! CURSE YOU, VETERAN'S COMMITTEE! [suddenly, they hear a bunch of shrieks in the distance AGAIN] Shade: Shi...argh. Red: What are we gonna do? We're too tired to fight more! Shadow: ...are you guys too tired to play music? Red: Well.. no, but what's that got to do with anything? Shadow: I've got a plan. [cut to Rubber Goose (Shade-drums, Red-bass, Dark-guitar, Shadow's the spokesperson)] Red: *plugs guitar into amp* Ready. Shade: *drum warm-up* All set. [Dark shreds a freestyle guitar solo, and goes all-out; everyone stares at him] Dark: *ends solo* ...bring it on. Okay, Shadow, count us off. [Shadow stands in front, holding his hands up] Shadow: 'Kay, guys, Boogie de la Satch in C. Dark: *sigh* He means "Satch Boogie," guys. Shadow: One! ...three! One, two, three, four! [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1MJAyRN3Lg ] [Shade starts off with a bouncy, jazzy cymbal intro] [the zombies stop charging at them, and start standing around] [BAM, Dark and Red play a bit, then Dark goes on a little guitar tangent] [and again] [they do some more of those until Dark begins playing a long solo] [Red just plays a basic little rhythm] [Shade gives a nice jazzy beat] [Dark gets rather carried away in his soloing] [by now, the zombies have formed an audience, and are cheering] [after a long solo, it seems as if the song is going to end as Dark and Red both play long sustained notes] [..until Shade plays a steady heavy beat, and Dark jams to a double-snake melody] [again] [and again] [and again, all with different base notes] [after a long time, Red plays the base notes in bass, as Dark keeps up his melody] [the crowd goes wild as finally, this guitar solo ends] [then, they go back to the duo and guitar tangents for a bit before finally ending the song] Shadow: Ladies and gentlecrabs, please give it up for Rubber Goose! [cheeeeer] Shadow: There. I doubt they'll threaten to murder a bunch of musicians, now, will they? Shade: I guess not. Red: That was actually a good idea, Shadow. Shadow: Thanks. Now, let's move on. [they force their way through the crowd, until they reach a dead end] ?: HA HA HAAAA.... *gunshot* YES, MY CHILDREN... *gunshot* DANCE FOR ME! [the chao look up, and see a figure standing in a balcony, shooting zombies with a shotgun] [Are you ready for a super-shocking twist?] [It's... FUTURE AMY ROSE! Holy sheep! O_O] [her hair is messed up, she has blatant crow's feet, and she's switched to a dress that doesn't show her panties ] Shadow: Um... excuse me, Miss Rose? [she looks down at them] AmyF: That's MISSUS Rose to you, newcomer! And welcome to Ravenholm! *crazy laughter* Hope you can stick around! [she points her gun at them] AmyF: You guys... WILL stick around, won't you? Shadow: Well.. we've got to get goi-- [Shadow looks at the others, who gesture "YES, YES, YES!"] Shadow: I mean....yes, ma'am, we will! AmyF: That's good, then! *shoots zombie behind them* Could you guys meet me at the church on the other side of town? Shadow: Um.. okay, I.. I guess. AmyF: Splendid! See you there, cutie-pies! [Amy leaves into the window behind her, laughing maniacally] Dark: ...anybody else think she looks hotter now? [Shade covertly shakes Dark's hand] Dark: Just checkin'. [they see a door in front of them that is now open] [they run inside, and seal the door] Red: Shade, quick question. Shade: Yeah? Red: Are we playing Half-Life 2, or Left 4 Dead? Dark: Yeah, seriously. I mean, we're in a freaking SAFEROOM right now! Shade: I think we're playing a combination between them right now. Shadow: Guys, I'm.. starting to think this is a three-way of games. Red: What makes you think that? Shadow: Just... just a feeling. I mean... I don't think Satch Boogie was in either Left 4 Dead OR Half-Life 2... Shade: No way. You can't be suggesting.. Rock Band, as well? Shadow: I'm just saying, don't be surprised if we have to play more songs. [the chao stare at the door in front of them as they hear noises coming from beyond] TO BE CONTINUED....
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The chao's workshop « Result #10 Yesterday at 7:39pm »
Welcome in the chao's workshop =D I draw chao and I color them with my camputer ^^ I'm going to draw other chao soon (I try everydays to create differents chao)
Ok, I've drawn some chao ^.^:
Bloody: Bloody is a special chao, his egg has hatched in the bloodpool of the darkgarden, that's why he's red . Bloody is not a dark type, he's a normal type, in fact he's very Expressionless =/
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Re: Christmas Tree [Completed!] « Result #23 Yesterday at 5:58am »
when i usuly decorate the tree (i spell REALY bad)i usuly put a small santa on the tree as an ornament so you can paint a chao to look like santa (thats the idea i got soright now il think of something else).
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Under the Mistletoe « Result #25 Yesterday at 2:06am »
Aw... isn't that just adorable? Well, if you got some fan charatcers and you're bored, go ahead and draw a picture of them under the mistletoe together. It can be inside, outside, anywhere. I'll post all the mistletoe pictures I make when I finish them into this topic. And all other pictures you submit will go onto the front page for all to see from this Christmas cheer.
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Re: Rant By Aditya: Depression/Suicide « Result #33 on Dec 24, 2009, 11:52pm »
To be, or not to be--that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune Or to take arms against a sea of troubles And by opposing end them. To die, to sleep-- No more--and by a sleep to say we end The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep-- To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub, For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause. There's the respect That makes calamity of so long life. For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely The pangs of despised love, the law's delay, The insolence of office, and the spurns That patient merit of th' unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscovered country, from whose bourn No traveller returns, puzzles the will, And makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all, And thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, And enterprise of great pitch and moment With this regard their currents turn awry And lose the name of action. -- Soft you now, The fair Ophelia! -- Nymph, in thy orisons Be all my sins remembered.
This is not just a quote from a play. This is exactly how extremely depressed people feel, to see such a perfect rendering of the feeling is a breath of fresh air... sort of. Doesn't do much, it's just a fleeting feeling.
I would say some people do, in fact, commit suicide without realizng the pain it would give others.
Some do it because it will cause others pain.
Some realize it will cause pain and hold off... until they can't bear it.
Re: Rant 9) Communism... how's that good? « Result #34 on Dec 24, 2009, 11:07pm »
It only makes sense to make sure people are all equal to ensure an 'ideal' community, unfortunately some people take advantage of the system or 'fail' as you have mentioned, taking many many other people down just because of a small minority. >_>
Re: Nintendo or Sega? « Result #39 on Dec 24, 2009, 10:45pm »
Y'know what would be epic? A good platformer featuring Mario & Sonic, I don't really care if they're rivals or not 8D but maybe have seperate 'stories' (one for Sonic and one for Mario, of course) with both their worlds/levels combined, I'd think that would make a great combo.
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Rant 9) Communism... how's that good? « Result #40 on Dec 24, 2009, 10:20pm »
Let me first explain to you the basics of communism to begin with...
essentially, everyone is supposed to be working the same times, doing all things equally, and it's all gonna be nice and peaches since everyone will be treated the same... aw... look how happy that family over there is, with the same amout of food as that person... and that person, and everyone else. Everyone is now officially equal and nothing could EVER possibly go wrong in this "perfect environment"...
*a harp plays for a little bit as I smile greatly* *record scratch*
Yeah well too bad something like this is never going to happen. I should probably EMPHASIZE on the never part. We as a human race, is way to effing greedy to be as kind as nice as that. The only people that could truly work well in a communist life would be some really great humitarians, and we don't have a lot of those do we? Not to mention the best humitarian died of a drug overdose... yeah, that's definatley reassuring if I ever thought so. So, why do people in the world STILL try to attempt this communism? By definition, Insanity is the act of doing the SAME thing OVER and OVER again and expecting a DIFFERENT result. Well folks, communists have been trying the SAME thing OVER and OVER again for many years and centuries, so woulnd't that make them insane? Wouldn't that make the whole logic of communism insane? Well, the logic isn't insane, it has a good meaning behind it and something like that can only come from those who actually care. Unfortunatley, no one in their right mind now a days has enough will in their body to actually give a damn about other people. Most people are way too self centered for themselves more than they are about other people. It'd be nice to see some more humitarians in the world, but that's not gonna happen in my life time is it? Though I'm not gonna say I'm the perfect little angel myself, I'll admit, O'm rather selfish myself. Not even I always have it in me to help other people because I just wanna benefit myself, which is why I'm not too great of an example. Also, in a communist, there's always going to be one member that will screw it up. How can one person screw it up? I'll tell you how. It's like the domino effect. One person does something, then another person will do the same thing, then it will just go down just like that. Everyone in that entire communist community fails just because one person had to screw up the "perfect" balance/ Also, it might sound great and all, but really, should you be deal with the consequences from the actions that you made? If you fail, then only you should fail, not the entire community. In a communist way, if one person fails, he brings everyone down with him. In a democrocy, if one person fails, only he fails. If you wanna agrue with me that other people can get him to fail, then go put that in with Communism. In there, if one person fails in a giant 2,000 person sized communist community, the ENTIRE community fails because one person failed. So that would mean everyone trying to do good, would not get what they were working for because of ONE person. Yeah... So, from what I can concur... if Communism has failed on MANY levels, and has never really ended differently or DONE differently... why do they still do it? Why do they still attempt something that's never gonna happen? why?
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